The game would be fine without the Lewd Loli because their was no point for it to be there and i get that it was a April fools joke but i can tell that seeing theirs art of it behind a blur censor of it if its not supposed to be seen.
Pretty fun game. Also F to everyone who thought there were actual H scenes lol. I thought they were gonna be sneaky and hide em in the files or something, but no, there is just none. Good April fools prank, and good game.
at the menu and the end scene does not appear to work and if you interact with anything outside of the game the game will freeze though that should not be a problem as it saves after every day and days are short and easy
I know it's an April Fools but what's with all the unlockables but such a short game? Not only that but when I continued, all my unlocks reset! =( the game bugged out and no zombies appear and the timer is stuck.
Ok, you might serach 'regedit' in your windows, open regedit, then find the floder: HKEY_CURRENT_USER\SOFTWARE\HotPink + Kamuo\Protecc Your Loli. Delete the 'Protecc Your Loli' folder, then you can start the game from the very beginning again.
Be careful, ensure you only delete the 'Protecc Your Loli' folder, don't delete somethings you are not supposed to delete in regedit.
first time playing: 3 hours gameplay seconds time playing: 20 minutes lol
does this game have RAM requirement or something... my laptops is old and 2 GB RAM only... it won't play the H-scene... sometimes just black screen w/ sounds, or white screen w/ sounds or just a paused image w/ sounds
(PS my windows is paid but I can't get rid of the activate windows)
dang... you're loyal to you're gadgets too? or you just can't afford a new one like me... I'll afford a new one once this thing stop function... I'm not one of those trendy people that buys the latest phone to flex
Guess I'll have to buy a new one ;(... tho I don't really have money and my laptop was just given to me by my father, so I'll come back here again when I get a job (that'll take too long cuz I'm still a student) I'll buy a pc set with latest performance and download the game once again and get me my real reward of completing the game...
By the way, could you recommend some games that will run with old OS and laptop that is able to run completely without problems until I buy another pc? That'll be really helpful because I'm a h*rny man
And yeah, every game here is fckng awesome as what I saw in the youtube, wish I'd have discovered this site sooner when I was still a kid cuz that time we had a complete pc set with atleast OS that will probably run most of the games here without problems. Tho we selled it cuz of financial problems🤣
So please recommend me some game that'll run in old OS's and computer without problem. Btw Kamuo's arts where fxkin awesome, I played the "Aren't grim reapers supposed to be scary" and "The reaper who reaped my heart" in my android and, damn, I was inlove with Vel
Come on!! I was triggered because I always lose on the 7th day, but when I finally won it, I became a happy man. Until when she askd me if I could do it with her after 7 years, so yeah we did it but the fck, the screen is white, I can't see a thing besides those words "Press W or S and A or D. How can I even enjoy this?
Okay so it's a smoll game, a loli sized game you could say, but I see some improvements you could make.
1) I figured you would cap the respawn rate to the enemy-on-screen limit, and doing that while the zombies are slower than you means you can move around in a circle and eventually all the zombies are just in the middle with one zombie spawning every second or so. It makes beating the game increadibly easy. You could argue that doing that will limit the amount of money you get which will prolong the end-goal of buying everything, but at the same time you could easily circumvent this through making enemies that stay on screen for too long power up and get movement speed/strength.
2) Resetting the money every run isn't fun tbh, why should I get 10k on the last day when it all disappears? At least allow people to make final purchases after the final day and let them know that the game is about to end.
Great game. It was a grind to unlock everything but I did it. I 100% recommend using the shotgun and the mini gun. If anyone's interested in watching my quick playthrough it's down below. Thanks!
Why are people saying they stayed up until 5AM? I finished the game in just about 2 hours and was barely even trying... Of course I started at 12AM, so it's around 2 now...
Honestly? Amazing game. Really made me stay up until 5 am playing this, I really got attached to the loli in an sfw type of way. Ended up getting all of the costumes, but I'm kind of disappointed that you cant combine the cat ears with the maid costume. Secret ending was pretty cool, pretty high quality for just an April fools game, but PLEASE make a second part, I don't care if you make me wait a full year but a second part would be absolutely amazing.
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all you need to buy is the shotgun but when it is day 7 buy the AR
well i got all of the lewd scenes got the cat ears beat the game now i see why its made by hotpink
Me: well I've run out of ammo, this is it
time: 00:00:00
me: yeah!
game: you win
me: WOO!
i thought.... at least the bonus scene would be filled with :sob: moment....
oh well, the bunny suit and swimsuit is good enough
IMPROVISE, ADAPT, OVERCUM
You are the cum lord my friend
Also the game was fun really like it!
The game would be fine without the Lewd Loli because their was no point for it to be there and i get that it was a April fools joke but i can tell that seeing theirs art of it behind a blur censor of it if its not supposed to be seen.
well heres the catch, if you buy all 3 lewd lolis you get a special scene when you beat the game.
im glad that i saw this comment
Putting Lewd Loli to buy using gold wasn't necessary
well heres the catch, if you buy all 3 lewd lolis you get a special scene when you beat the game.
i had a lot of fun with the game
That's a masterpiece
u need jail
why
Pretty fun game. Also F to everyone who thought there were actual H scenes lol. I thought they were gonna be sneaky and hide em in the files or something, but no, there is just none. Good April fools prank, and good game.
well if no erotic scenes why is it tagged as an erotic game thanks for letting me know so I don't waste my time on this crap.
fucking degenerate
UR MOM
you're dad
your*
damn.
There is a scene unlockable if you buy all three Non-Scenes in the shop. It is with the loli all grown up. So, technically there is one scene.
there is single one if you buy all three lewd costumes and finish the game
when you download it you click on the protecc your loli and it will say extract and you do that then when you do it you should be able to play it
Here's a tip: Buy the shotgun and spend the rest of your money on ammo.
yesyes!i agree,a pistol is enough, i use it forever and the girl is UnharmedXD
Haha! I had fun Playing this April Fools game, I knew it was for The April Fools prank! Good job, Ever Fun! It had me playing all the Night xD!
I'm so glad that this is just an April Fools game. I was thinking you were a lolicon
Works on Linux with wine mild graphic glitches
at the menu and the end scene does not appear to work and if you interact with anything outside of the game the game will freeze though that should not be a problem as it saves after every day and days are short and easy
Fun fact: The shotgun deals tons of damage cuz it's blessed by Holy Crusaders since it's made to protecc the loli
HaHa these people got April Fools
how
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Just buy those 3 Loli Scenes and you'll unlock something
I have I know what it is
what is it?
played for the first time and still finished it on 20 min ez
btw when i finished it. the H scene didnt appear
dude,this is a april fool game
buy the three lewd cosmetics then beat the game again
the grind is worth it (and in a way it seems pretty wholesome)
I know it's an April Fools but what's with all the unlockables but such a short game? Not only that but when I continued,
all my unlocks reset! =(the game bugged out and no zombies appear and the timer is stuck.Maybe make a kid friendly game? i know i shouldnt say it on this on .>.
-w- there are no lewds its an april fools game. unless u go to the true ending that is
Oh ok
can't we change the moves controles? i gave an azerty keybord so it's hard for me to play.
Sorry about that! Something we are looking into for future games :)
I can see the other H-scenes are drawn and that's what upsets me the most. Knowing that they do exist and yet i cannot reach them.
not being able to reach them is a good thing. just knowing they exist is upsetting
beat it after buying all three lewd costumes
okay, I solve it by myself, the folder was in the regedit. btw, nice game
I have the same bug. Can u tell me how u fixed it
Ok, you might serach 'regedit' in your windows, open regedit, then find the floder: HKEY_CURRENT_USER\SOFTWARE\HotPink + Kamuo\Protecc Your Loli. Delete the 'Protecc Your Loli' folder, then you can start the game from the very beginning again.
Be careful, ensure you only delete the 'Protecc Your Loli' folder, don't delete somethings you are not supposed to delete in regedit.
Yep! Saves are there :)
me: says "I don't want her food so she can grow"
Her: *game over due to her crying*
Me: "but i just wanted you to grow big and strong like me"
He Protecc
He Attacc
But most importantly he waits for her to be legal to eat her like a snacc.
He Protect
He Attacted
FBI is coming.
first time playing: 3 hours gameplay
seconds time playing: 20 minutes lol
does this game have RAM requirement or something... my laptops is old and 2 GB RAM only... it won't play the H-scene... sometimes just black screen w/ sounds, or white screen w/ sounds or just a paused image w/ sounds
(PS my windows is paid but I can't get rid of the activate windows)
Same, It wouldn't play the H-scene in mine as well but we both have old laptop and 2GB Ram only and we encounter the same problem
dang... you're loyal to you're gadgets too? or you just can't afford a new one like me... I'll afford a new one once this thing stop function... I'm not one of those trendy people that buys the latest phone to flex
Old OS's and computers won't be able to run it :( sorry
Guess I'll have to buy a new one ;(... tho I don't really have money and my laptop was just given to me by my father, so I'll come back here again when I get a job (that'll take too long cuz I'm still a student) I'll buy a pc set with latest performance and download the game once again and get me my real reward of completing the game...
By the way, could you recommend some games that will run with old OS and laptop that is able to run completely without problems until I buy another pc? That'll be really helpful because I'm a h*rny man
And yeah, every game here is fckng awesome as what I saw in the youtube, wish I'd have discovered this site sooner when I was still a kid cuz that time we had a complete pc set with atleast OS that will probably run most of the games here without problems. Tho we selled it cuz of financial problems🤣
So please recommend me some game that'll run in old OS's and computer without problem. Btw Kamuo's arts where fxkin awesome, I played the "Aren't grim reapers supposed to be scary" and "The reaper who reaped my heart" in my android and, damn, I was inlove with Vel
Check these out ;) https://hotpink.itch.io/
colud try some linux distro meny work fine on old stuff and let it run a good bit better
cool!!
Come on!! I was triggered because I always lose on the 7th day, but when I finally won it, I became a happy man. Until when she askd me if I could do it with her after 7 years, so yeah we did it but the fck, the screen is white, I can't see a thing besides those words "Press W or S and A or D. How can I even enjoy this?
Okay so it's a smoll game, a loli sized game you could say, but I see some improvements you could make.
1) I figured you would cap the respawn rate to the enemy-on-screen limit, and doing that while the zombies are slower than you means you can move around in a circle and eventually all the zombies are just in the middle with one zombie spawning every second or so. It makes beating the game increadibly easy. You could argue that doing that will limit the amount of money you get which will prolong the end-goal of buying everything, but at the same time you could easily circumvent this through making enemies that stay on screen for too long power up and get movement speed/strength.
2) Resetting the money every run isn't fun tbh, why should I get 10k on the last day when it all disappears? At least allow people to make final purchases after the final day and let them know that the game is about to end.
4/5 (relative to other games on here)
Lol that Game over got me...
Great game. It was a grind to unlock everything but I did it. I 100% recommend using the shotgun and the mini gun.
If anyone's interested in watching my quick playthrough it's down below. Thanks!
Congrats! You did it!!
thanks!
how do i get more ammo?
Click on the ammo icon at the top.
YES YES YES, I don´t play yet but I can smell the perfect game owo
For those of you that want to get the 'true' ending of this game, watch this:
When your Loli grows up and LUSTS after you
How the fuck did you do that?!
Pretty good for a game with "April Fools" in the title. The gameplay is fun and easy.
Why are people saying they stayed up until 5AM? I finished the game in just about 2 hours and was barely even trying... Of course I started at 12AM, so it's around 2 now...
um congrats?
WOOSH
I still, to this day, do not understand what people found so difficult about this game.
Android version please ;w;
lol no
Honestly? Amazing game. Really made me stay up until 5 am playing this, I really got attached to the loli in an sfw type of way. Ended up getting all of the costumes, but I'm kind of disappointed that you cant combine the cat ears with the maid costume. Secret ending was pretty cool, pretty high quality for just an April fools game, but PLEASE make a second part, I don't care if you make me wait a full year but a second part would be absolutely amazing.